Mechanical Battle Unicorns

Hello everyone! My name is Ivy, I'm 19 years old, and I live the U.S.
I'm currently attending my second year of college as a Junior. I'm majoring in creative writing and professional writing.



I plan on being an archaeologist one day (hopefully soon).

elisdraws:

Nepeta is def one of my favourites, I don’t know why I haven’t drawn her until now!

(she’s transparent, drag to make her bounce around attacking your dashboard or blog)

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pondled:

sherlockintheshire:

deathbygatiss:

Share a coke with

Because they will never find their names on coke bottles ok john would shh

oh dear, I thought Sherlock was off the coke…

This post is perfect in every way.

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kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

image

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15milestation:

“I think men or women, no matter how much experience you’ve got, after a certain amount of time [heels] are going to hurt you. But I’ve had experience of it before because I’ve been in a play where I had to wear high heels. Coming to it again 10 years later, I didn’t realize how much like riding a bike it was. I put them back on, stood up, and went, ‘Oh, this is alright. I’m not going to fall over.’”
Joel Edgerton

15milestation:

“I think men or women, no matter how much experience you’ve got, after a certain amount of time [heels] are going to hurt you. But I’ve had experience of it before because I’ve been in a play where I had to wear high heels. Coming to it again 10 years later, I didn’t realize how much like riding a bike it was. I put them back on, stood up, and went, ‘Oh, this is alright. I’m not going to fall over.’”

Joel Edgerton

c-caster:

jazztronic:

lolita-tips:

I have to share this here because it’s not only useful, but adorable.

Trying this out right now.

I don’t have a shower cap so I wrapped my head in a plastic grocery bag.

I look so sexy

wooo~ found it! :’D

I need to do this when everyone’s asleep so noone can judge me >.>”

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anatomicalart:

costumecommunityservice:

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Know Your Shoes Guide from Enerie here. My favorite shoes aren’t listed yet - Louis Heels which were popular in the 1920s. First seen at inspiration & realisation’s Facebook page.

Well hello, fashion vocabulary.

A good reference for anyone wishing to draw heels. Maybe this will help you decide what kind.

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amandapalmer:

neil-gaiman:

I was going to explain this photo, and then I decided that a caption competition would be more fun.

Photographer: www.markmanne.com

“thirty cattles! do i hear thirty?? i play very well ukulele! i make fine wife!”

…but the floor of the auction was silent.

not yet emboldened enough by drink, neil gaiman looks on, wordlessly.

the night was just beginning.

charliemikevictortango417:

xamhx:

FUCK YEAH, SAVE THE EAGLES!

FUCKING THIS OH MY GOD.

charliemikevictortango417:

xamhx:

FUCK YEAH, SAVE THE EAGLES!

FUCKING THIS OH MY GOD.

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  • me: eats a snack while making a snack